Roll Over Ovid: The Annotated Steamy Chat Room

Section 1: Introduction and Courtship displays.

Luigibilly2: who wants me Masculine courtship display as also observed in large migratory mammals (Rowbine and Seebler)
Thavylolo: NOT
UIlrhino: whassup homies A hip and well versed consumer greeting circa 2002 See also Budweiser Commercials; Super Friends
Xrayut: who wants me Ibid. This is a competing display.
Girlscout1970: NOT ME Female denile of courtship display based solely on Luigibilly2's rediculous screen name and tactless approach, use of all caps indicates extreme degree of negation. See also Pilgrim's Progress
Thavylolo: NO
Girlscout1970: THIS ROOM IS GAY Ibid. Further denile aimed at attacking not only the male suitors but also the engendered atmosphere of unwanted advances, See also My Two Dads
Luigibilly2: who wants me Ibid.
Mana76: who r u Female interest, hip and fresh spelling and obscure biblical reference in screen name indicates single parent from the south who still shops at Wet Seal inspite of early onset of worry lines See also Prince; Artist Formerly Known as; and Prince part II
Girlscout1970: MYSELF Female attempt to turn conversation. Said in answer to above question of identity. Indicates presence of American flag bumpersticker on Girlscout1970's Saturn coupe.

Section 2: The Guiless Worm, Homosexuality and Judge Judy

Thavylolo: R U GAY Perennial subject interest.
Xrayut: who r u Return question from an ovious drunk
Luigibilly2: somboy Also drunk.
Streeracer FX: who me
Thavylolo: U hip spelling of the second person singular
Luigibilly2: na adverb used in negation
Girlscout1970: NOPE BUT IVEDRAWN TO CONCLUSIONS THAT YOU MIGHT BE enter the prosecuting attorney, use of all caps drives point home and makes rather lengthy response more readable
Streeracer FX: me
Thavylolo: LIRE hip mispelling adds credance to arguement, use of all caps see above
Streeracer FX: what
Thavylolo: L I R E ibid, additional spacing indicates the slander is being spelled out ergo to add insult to injury the attackie is both daft and dishonest, See also Classic Come Backs volume 2: 1986

Section 3: Gleeming the Cube and other Obtuse Innuendos

Luigibilly2: who likes hos hos noun plural, singular form ho, a prostitute, slang a girl who "puts out", ie is verile. Another perenial subject, See also, Shout Out, Hip hop, In Living Color
Mana76: ne one wanna chat with a 15 f nyc Ne, phoenetic spelling "any", wanna "want to", 15 f nyc, "fifteen year old female in New York City" and/or FBI agent, See also Personal Adds
Xrayut: I might be you might be we drunken rambling perenial See also Deep and Yin-Yang Emoticons
Girlscout1970: WHATEVER definition: general apathy, modified by all caps to an extreme apathy, See also This is the Nineties, Valley Girl, and "Talk to the hand"
Thavylolo: U
CHUNGZY2009: any cuttie in here
Luigibilly2: 15 fnyc
Streeracer FX: are u talking to me
Streeracer FX: ??? interrogative, imperative form
Thavylolo: HELL YEAH See also Hell yes, Hella, And Divine Comedy book one
Mana76: aney hott boys here
Girlscout1970: HEY
Streeracer FX: man fuck u
Mana76: hay thats not nice
Thavylolo: SO
Luigibilly2: who loves 3 somes on tha net any 1 perenial subject from the Greek, See also Chasing Amy, Jerry Springer
Streeracer FX: ya so interrogative "yeah?", with apathetic modifiers indicates mind annoyance
TipToes03: HEY YALL WUT UP "Word up" defining "Greetings and salutations" see also Heathers, MC Hammer.
Luigibilly2: any 1 "any one", See also Ferris Bueller's day off
Xrayut: who like to talk dirty Perenial male quest
Streeracer FX: what??
Thavylolo: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE First personal extremical
Streeracer FX: fuck this room
TipToes03: ??????????????????
Thavylolo: FORGET IT
Luigibilly2: me girlsscout and mana76

Section 4: Fanfare and fire, the Fruits of our corrupted Bodily Fluids

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Xrayut: who like to talk poopy talk perenial subject from the German, see also South Park, fetishes
Thavylolo: UR ALL GAY "you are" insult to chat room and chatters
Xrayut: lol "Laughing out loud"
TipToes03: LOL "laughing out louder"
Xrayut: i am tri-sexual thank u joke cirica 1994
Luigibilly2: yo mamas gay insult see also Your mama is...; San Franciso, Oscar Wilde.